a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons” he whispers.
EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THRIFT SHOP LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!
seriously guys, listen to this
this sounds like the background music you’d hear in a movie as the camera leads you around a bustling marketplace in the 17- or 1800s and it leads to the sight of a bunch of sailors hoisting and tossing around a bunch of packages on a ship getting ready to set sail for adventure
I really want some fantasy/adventure movie to use this. SO BADLY.
that girl you just called fat? she sucked so much dick last night. stomach full of dick. so much cock. that boy you just laughed at for wearing glasses? got sperm in this eye. lost all his sight. loves sucking dick. got so much dick. that girl you just laughed at in the wheelchair? she fucked your man so hard. left her paralysed. vagina broke.