YO PARDON

look at some kewl pics and read some quotez

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malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

rusethefox:

doc-snatch:

doc-snatch:

I JUST GOT MY BAD DRAGON DILDO AND THE FIRST THING MY BOYFRIEND DOES IS STICK IT TO HIS ASS LIKE A FUCKIN TAIL I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIHGTH TNOWOWWKKFJSLJFAOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

And now it is busting forth from his chest like one of those things on the Alien movies

this is my life

doc-snatch:

doc-snatch:

I JUST GOT MY BAD DRAGON DILDO AND THE FIRST THING MY BOYFRIEND DOES IS STICK IT TO HIS ASS LIKE A FUCKIN TAIL I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIHGTH TNOWOWWKKFJSLJF

AOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

And now it is busting forth from his chest like one of those things on the Alien movies

this is my life

fuckyeahdementia:

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

(Source: therussianinja)

memewhore:

shortformblog:

joshsternberg:

WSJ reports Yahoo board has approved a $1.1 billion deal — in cash — to purchase Tumblr.

There it is.

Well, shit.

orangemuses:

THE DREAM

(Source: longhairdontcare101100)

kindabella:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

The 9/11 one is gonna be awesome.

(Source: lnternetporn)

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

(Source: reginaa-phalange)

(Source: elajichileno)