YO PARDON

look at some kewl pics and read some quotez

tempestpaige:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

ive never been more proud to be an american tbh

(Source: evarosie)

memewhore:

theatomichouse:

The Green Ribbon” by Alvin Schwartz

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(Source: batteries-out-my-mysticism)

macabrefascination:

renta-swag:

works to live by

Mer-man…MerMAN

macabrefascination:

renta-swag:

works to live by

Mer-man…MerMAN

(Source: octopussoir-)

(Source: ajgmmmm)

rabioheab:

a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons” he whispers.

themunchkym:

benedick-cumslut:

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

allkillernofiller:

real talk how often are you meant to change your bra

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