I JUST GOT MY BAD DRAGON DILDO AND THE FIRST THING MY BOYFRIEND DOES IS STICK IT TO HIS ASS LIKE A FUCKIN TAIL I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIHGTH TNOWOWWKKFJSLJF
AOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And now it is busting forth from his chest like one of those things on the Alien movies
this is my life
WSJ reports Yahoo board has approved a $1.1 billion deal — in cash — to purchase Tumblr.
There it is.
Well, shit.
what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
The 9/11 one is gonna be awesome.
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i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
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